Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Things You Learn from the Movies, Fifty-Seven Days Down

It's finally out. I've been reading the online comics since last season but now it's available for purchase at a book store near you (hint, hint wonderful X-Mas gift isn't it?)

I think he likes his gift.

I'm underway with writing the comic book script for Whoopi vs SilentBat: The Fall of Ashten

We had Panda for food at the musical tech rehearsal

This shirt below is amazing! IT will be too small for any of you to read, thus, I will mark it out for you through numbers in photoshop and my description below (I put stars next to my favorites):

1. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel back and forth.

2. It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

3. If a tapping sound or flashing light represents Morse code, there is always someone near that can decipher the message.

4. One of a pair of identical twins is sinister.

*5. There is an amazing view of the Eiffel Tower from every window in Paris.*

6. During all crime investigations, it is necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

7. Good guys never run out of ammunition or have to reload.

8. TV News bulletins contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment.

*9. When you turn out the lights, everything in your room will be completely visible, but slightly blue.*

10. Bombs always have a big, blinking, beeping, timer displays.

11. When chased to a staircase, always run upstairs rather than down.

12. Any lock can be picked with a credit card or a paper clip.

13. If being chased through town, you can take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade any time of the year.

*14. A man will show no pain taking the most horrific beating, but will wince when a woman cleans his wounds.*

15. There is always a parking place directly in front of the building you are visiting.

16. Dogs always knows who's bad, and bark at them.

17. Cars never start the first time when you're running away from a bad guy.

*18. Explosions in space make noise.*

*19. A police detective can only solve a case after he has been suspended from duty.*

20. You can travel for days and never have to use the bathroom

**21. You're likely to survive any battle in any war unless you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.**

I don't think we'll have problem with lightening Whoopi vs SilentBat II at night in three weeks.

As I waited for my father.

I discovered my camera can shoot in widescreen!

So I tested it out!
Love it!


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